Pathetic Flower always thinks he's right and loves to boast about his slightly above average IQ of 124. On the other hand (or petal) he is always eager to learn new things.

Like recently he has started to get into self help books and has begun to think himself quite the philosopher: ”Food is like totally amazing. You are what you eat. Eat is what we do with food. This is also pretty amazing. If you swap the letters around EAT can become ATE. I like using the the word ATE, especially if I’m describing something I don't really like. Like "I ate my mother's mother’s cooking." Oh how I wish Jamie Oliver was my mother."

People often ask how he got the name Pathetic. The actual spelling is P'Ath Etic. The apostrophe and the space being lost over the years. Also lost is the original pronunciation of 'amaretto della nonna'.

One day PF was going to have a picnic with Wormy Wood on his lawn ... but that's another story.